Designer Doughnut

If you’re the Paris Hilton of America, or the Che Guevara of Cuba, or just possibly the Boris Johnson of Great Britain, and you’re fed up of boring old doughnuts that only cater for the less fortunate working-class citizens, then worry no longer! This is a doughnut that will no doubt deduct a small percentage of your bank balance, but it’s definitely worth it! It’s the craze that has caused uproar in Japan, Australia, Germany, Spain, and any other countries that you can think of, and now it has finally come to England! It is basically a ring doughnut covered in pink luxurious icing, gold plated knuckledusters, and expensive diamonds. Any gourmet chef will guarantee that this is one doughnut that will go down a treat (but it’s best to take the diamonds and knuckledusters off first – your throat will not appreciate those zooming down it).

The real thing comes at a hefty price, but remember the saying: “Been there, got the
t-shirt”? If your bank balance isn’t as healthy as Michael Jacksons then you can always buy the t-shirt which is almost as tasty as the real thing! And besides, you never know. All you accident-prone people out there could just get hurt by the knuckledusters or get scratched by the diamonds, which wouldn’t be very nice at all (and it would be hell as far as insurance claims are concerned). So go ahead and grab yourself a Designer Doughnut (or preferably a Designer Doughnut t-shirt) today!

BUY THIS T-SHIRT IN BLUE AT: http://store.handsonclothing.net/product/blue-doughnut-t-shirt

OR IN YELLOW/ORANGE AT: http://store.handsonclothing.net/product/yellow-doughnut-t-shirt

OR IN BLACK AT: http://store.handsonclothing.net/product/black-doughnut-t-shirt

OR IN GREEN AT: http://store.handsonclothing.net/product/green-doughnut-t-shirt

OR IN RED AT: http://store.handsonclothing.net/product/red-doughnut-t-shirt