The Aliens Did It

If you fell in love with aliens after watching ET, then prepare to be amazed. Not all freaky little dudes from outer space are cute, wrinkly, and adorably sweet like our favourite extra terrestrial. Some are slimy, ugly, and pure evil. One night, a thousand bright blue lights flickered in the dark air. The smell of rotten flesh passed through the towns and cities, repulsing everyone that didn’t happen to have a cold and could smell the awful stench. Powerful gushes of cold air blew out from underneath disc shaped spaceships as they landed on the ground. Terrified children who were playing outside hid behind bushes and some even climbed up to the top of trees to hide from whatever awaited them inside the large flying saucers that were no further than fifty yards away from where they hid. Residents of local houses looked through their windows in astonishment, taking pictures that they planned to send in to the newspapers in the hope that they might get a nice lot of money for them. A rectangular door opened up and out came a large and rather unfriendly looking pink monster. He looked much like a Squid, only he left disgusting trails of jelly behind him as he slithered across the floor and he had one huge intimidating eye which just stared ahead blankly. One by one, each spaceship opened, and more of these hideous beasts emerged, and pretty soon there were over a hundred of them crowding around.

They seemed to be communicating and were making a lot of loud high-pitched sounds - that had anyones windows been open, everyone inside would have been deafened by such a pitch. They were up to something, that was for sure. They all slowly made their way towards the city centre leaving humongous piles of pink gelatine behind them. They trampled over cars, tore down lampposts, and instantly killed anyone in their way by one single laser beam which emitted from the pupils of their eyes. They eventually got to the city where they caused nothing but havoc. Tower blocks were knocked over, shop windows were smashed, and cars were thrown around in some sort of game that a few of the aliens were playing. Some made their way to the parks where they crushed hard metal slides flat and some went to the beach where they screamed and screeched as they sank into the sand. Petrol stations were set alight, power stations blew up, and supermarkets were torn to pieces. The whole city was flattened, smashed, crushed, and burnt down within a matter of hours, and the aliens sadly returned to their spaceships and disappeared into the darkness, leaving nothing but fierce flames and sticky slime. If you thought that all aliens were nice and peaceful like that one who can miraculously make a bicycle fly through the air in that film (just good visual effects I think), then you should have been there that night when aliens unexpectedly landed in a popular well-established city, and left it a flattened dumpsite of smoke, bricks, and broken glass. Maybe one day, they will pay your town a visit, until then, don’t assume that all guys from outer space are friendly enough to heal people with a single glowing finger.

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